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Five Reasons Why The Very Rich Have NOT Earned Their Money

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http://www.commondreams.org/view/2012/04/16

The wealthiest Americans believe they've earned their money through hard work and innovation, and that they're the most productive members of society. For the most part they're wrong. As the facts below will show, they're not nearly as productive as middle-class workers. Yet they've taken almost all the new income over the past 30 years

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SCIENTISTS DISCOVER NEW ELEMENT!



#Oxford University researchers have discovered the heaviest #element yet known to #science.

The new element, #Governmentium (symbol = Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy #neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an #atomic mass of 312.

These 312 #particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called #pillocks. Since Governmentium has no #electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a #reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This #hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes #Administratium (symbol = Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many #morons.

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