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C, E-flat and G walk into a bar and the bartender says: “Sorry we don’t serve minors”, so E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me. I’ll just be a second.” Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, “Get out! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “you’re looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development.” Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

#jokes #humour #music #musicians #notMine
(Pistos posted this on Libertree)
@Music Forum
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This is my first entry to dreamwidth.

I have other blogs:
baldwinsoftware | blog is my main blog.

I hack stuff:

I translate stuff:

I also paint stuff, photograph stuff, sing stuff, write poetic stuff:

That's enough stuff for my first post.

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Originally published at tony baldwin | Please leave any comments there.

Okay, this has little to do with hackery, but dig this ancient photo, dug up from the archives of the chronicles of my wayward youth:

That’s me on the far left, with the long hair.The Hungie Bungies was my alt/folk duo (w/ Mark Lechman, far right) in Indiana from 1990 to 1992.We recorded one album, Fun Things in the Kitchen.
A few tracks are available as mp3 at my music page.


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