May. 25th, 2012

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May 25 Oral Roberts sees 900 foot tall Jesus Christ, Tulsa OK, 1980

May 25 Successful test of the limelight in Purfleet, England, 1830

May 25 African Freedom Day in Zimbabwe

May 25 African Liberation Day in Chad, Mauritania and Zambia

May 25 Anniversary of the Revolution of 1810 in Argentina

May 25 Independence Day in Jordan

May 25 Memorial Day in New Mexico and Puerto Rico

May 25 Revolution in the Sudan in Libyan Arab Republic

May 25 International Towel Day, in honour of Douglas N. Adams

May 25 The belgian government moves to France, 1940

May 25 Aujourd'hui, c'est la St(e) Sophie.

May 25 Orbán

May 25 Татьянин день. Студенческий праздник

May 25 День таможенника

May 25 Коляда (сдвинутое зимнее солнцестояние)

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I like hitch-hiking round the galaxy



So I thought I’d write some poetry



Vogon in nature, I hope you I’ll agree



Or I’ll grubble your fruncheons and cut down your tree.







I said before, that I like to travel



I don’t, but I prefer it to gravel.



I like to hit crabs on the head with a gavel



Shouting “Resistance is useless!” as their brains do unravel.







I’m not a Vogon, I’m really a man



A man not a girl like Trillian



She’s a girl I met in Islington



At a party where she left with a two headed man.







Then those wretched Vogon’s destroyed my home



And ever since I’ve been forced to roam.



And roam I do, though not to Rome



Cos Rome’s not there any more.







You’re getting bored so I’ll write faster



So far it’s borderline disaster



I’m desperate for a gargle blaster



Although they hurt the morning after







Last time it got me really pished



I tripped and lost my babel fish



Tout en parlent avec Eccentrica Gallumbits



I was seeing quintuple, that’s fifteen tits!







Marvin doubts that story’s true



So flumbly grumbles and slimbly poo



I hope you’ve got your towel with you



Go enjoy your life and it’s forty two.







Copyright © Matty Millard 2012



http://www.mattymfiction.wordpress.com



@Poetic Justice



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