honking

Dec. 10th, 2012 07:46 am
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honking

I scrape ice crystals from the windshield.
The carburetor loses its tenuous hold.
I settle into the driver’s seat
to turn the key again.
Canadian geese fly overhead
honking…

November, 1993, © anthony baldwin
http://tonyb.us/poetry

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I like hitch-hiking round the galaxy



So I thought I’d write some poetry



Vogon in nature, I hope you I’ll agree



Or I’ll grubble your fruncheons and cut down your tree.







I said before, that I like to travel



I don’t, but I prefer it to gravel.



I like to hit crabs on the head with a gavel



Shouting “Resistance is useless!” as their brains do unravel.







I’m not a Vogon, I’m really a man



A man not a girl like Trillian



She’s a girl I met in Islington



At a party where she left with a two headed man.







Then those wretched Vogon’s destroyed my home



And ever since I’ve been forced to roam.



And roam I do, though not to Rome



Cos Rome’s not there any more.







You’re getting bored so I’ll write faster



So far it’s borderline disaster



I’m desperate for a gargle blaster



Although they hurt the morning after







Last time it got me really pished



I tripped and lost my babel fish



Tout en parlent avec Eccentrica Gallumbits



I was seeing quintuple, that’s fifteen tits!







Marvin doubts that story’s true



So flumbly grumbles and slimbly poo



I hope you’ve got your towel with you



Go enjoy your life and it’s forty two.







Copyright © Matty Millard 2012



http://www.mattymfiction.wordpress.com



@Poetic Justice



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spring

May. 7th, 2012 12:37 pm
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Sonnet #18

(a parody)



Shall I compare thee to a bale of hay?

Thou art more dusty and far less neat.

Rough winds do toss thy mop about, I'd say,

Which looks far worse than hay a horse would eat.

Sometime thy squinty eye looks into mine

Through stringy, greasy hair that needs be trimm'd,

And ne'er a horse had such a stench as thine,

As though in stagnant sewers thou hast swimm'd.

Thy disgusting image shall not fade;

This my tortured mind and soul doth know.

O, I should love to hit thee with a spade;

And with that blow I hope that thou wouldst go.

So long as I can breathe, my eyes can see,

And I can run, I'll stay away from thee

(sorry, Will)



1991 tonybaldwin



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spring

May. 7th, 2012 12:36 pm
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In spring there is first

budding and green and

dreaming ambition forming

into summer strength

and purpose giving shade

giving way to autumn

every leaf finding color

and spirit and freedom

falling to the ground

resting

until blanketed with snow.

The hill above my window then, as

white and barren

pure and empty

solid and strong

as an ivory buddha.

Today I part my hair

a little further to the left.

Every line brings color to

the inside, to the mind,

filling and emptying.

Yet I cannot age

with the grace of trees



tony baldwin 1994



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Find it here:
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art of tony baldwin 2010


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